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concessions that would not feel out of place in Lisbon or London, but others are more
specific to the region: meats from Dagestan; cloudberry and dogwood jams from
Karelia, on the border with Finland; dried apricots and nuts from Tajikistan; Armenian
stuffed vine leaves; chafing dishes piled high with Uzbek plov, rice cooked with carrot,
onion, raisin and tender chunks of mutton.
“What is it?” I ask the cheesemonger.
“Gorgonzola,” he replies, with a grin. I eat it and raise an eyebrow. There’s a bluishness
to it, but it has none of gorgonzola’s creaminess or texture.
“Not gorgonzola,” I say.
“Yes, gorgonzola.”
Our guide, Xsenia, steps in to explain. “The EU embargo was a positive kick for
our farmers to do something different,” she says. “Before 2014, we would import
cheeses, but now local providers and ordinary people are doing their own.” In other
words, Vladimir Putin’s annexation of Crimea has been an unexpected boon for
Russia’s artisan food producers. Russian authorities are said to have destroyed 20,000
tonnes of banned produce, so the locals are making do. There aren’t any naming
restrictions, either, when you have nothing more to fear from EU regulation. Those
planning to make their own Brexit brie may find this heartening.
There’s more to life than sour cream, beetroot and dill, in other words, which is not the
same as saying those things don’t feature at all. As wonderfully haute as cuisine
Russe can be, much of what we eat is obviously informed by Russia’s size, its climate
and its history of economic hardship.
The trip involves several definitions of “home cooking”, and dill, the spindly
green monster of a national herb, is never far away. The first night in Moscow we visit
Mari Vanna, a smart restaurant done up like a babushka’s living room, a haven of purest
chintz, with doilies, floral wallpaper and a snoozing cat. Waiters bring out pickles and
potato-and-mayo-based Olivier salad, herring ”under a fur coat” with its
Instagrammable rainbow layers of grated beetroot, onion and mayonnaise, and various
sorts of pelmeni dumping. The meal is jolly right up to the moment I discover there is
a branch in Knightsbridge.